The Joy Of Felching by Zachery T. Smith

The Joy of Felching

BY

Zachery T. Smith

First off, not everybody knows about what the fun act of felching is, but urban dictionary describes it as- The act of sucking semen or urine from any human orifice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen or urine is deep inside the rectum or vagina.

My first experience with this wonderful act I first discovered while watching a film starring the infamous Max Hardcore (AKA Paul Little-serving 48 months in prison on obscenity charges) I knew that Max could get very extreme in his videos and that’s what made me curious to watch this movie because I enjoy rough, degrading pornography. I think it’s a fantasy of every man to have a woman at complete submission and be able to make her a complete and willing sex slave. Now don’t get me wrong, I have a complete and upmost respect for the female gender. They are the givers of life, our lovers, friends, and the mothers of our children, but I also have to admit that when I see a woman drinking someone else’s bodily fluid from their own asshole or vagina, I almost instantly cum.  Now Back to the main subject, my experience. I was able to download several Max Hardcore videos and now I can’t recall the names of the videos I viewed but I remember about half way through the first scene I watched, Max repeatedly sodomized a very young looking woman and made her perform ass-to-mouth and face-fucking on him, after several minutes of this he stuck a speculum in her rectum and stretched it very wide, after that he handed her a long and clear piece of plastic tubing , at the time I had no idea what he was about to do, but my question was clearly answered and he began pissing in her asshole. After pissing in it for a few seconds he stuck one end of the straw into her gaping hole and told her to drink it, and to my surprise she did. It took this skilled actress a couple sips before she could get the urine drank from her anus, while spitting most of it out the first time around. Max had a full bladder and filled her up again but this time she drank it like a champ and didn’t miss a single drop. You could tell she was extremely uncomfortable with the act she had just performed but was completely willing to let him have full advantage of her body, after he had her felch his piss he pulled out the speculum and proceeded to fuck her asshole with extreme aggression. He did so for several minutes while the actress cried and asked if the scene would be over soon, he slapped her and told her he’d be done when he wanted to be, he also explained to her that “When you Jack me off with your asshole it makes my cock feel good”.  After several minutes of brutal anal sex he felt it was time to cum. He made her get on her knees and ejaculated into the young woman’s mouth, but before he would let her swallow it he pissed directly into her mouth and then told her she could swallow it, she swallowed and gagged on the piss/semen mix he had made for her, at which point she stood up and said “look mommy and daddy, I’m a real model now”. Now this may upset and disgust a lot of people, but the fact is this is practiced by many people in many different situations. Although when the word felching is googled it mainly comes back with homosexual felching websites, which leads me to believe that this is mainly a same sex practice, but my viewing of various videos that involve felching mainly involve heterosexual couples performing this act, and although my first experience involving this act was strictly urine felching I have also seen women suck the cum from another females anus and also women sucking cum from their own anus, and since semen is a lot thicker than urine and usually less in quantity it seems like urine felching is the best way to practice this act. After seeing this act it took me to a whole other level of sexual perversion that can rarely be matched. Although I have seen several sexual acts that repulse and fascinate me at the same time, this one never did. I have yet to find a woman that would let me go to such lengths as to let me urinate or cum inside her and then drink it out when I was finished but I am hoping this is something I can achieve before my higher power decides to call me home to that stretched out anus in the sky.